after a long afternoon of dealing with phones (i’m just not very good with anything that involves cords, buttons, phone lines, and electricity) i got home and said to my sisters, “hey guys! guess whose voice you hear when you leave a message at church now?!”
they both just looked at me and said, “oh no.”
i couldn’t have said it better myself.
why didn’t you ever tell me that i have the most unusual and ugly accent that combines every other accent i’ve ever heard? that means that i drawl certain letters like southerners, pronounce “r’s” very harshly like those i’m surrounded by at this present time (sorry north country folks — you just say words like “colbert” and “wal-mart” very funny), and forget to say all my “L’s” like those from Western PA?
(i have nothing against accents, it’s just the combination of all of them that produces such a horrific sound.)
and now it’s recorded for everyone to hear when they call Christian Fellowship Center.
wonderful. just wonderful.