if i was the perfectly horrible person i wish i was, i wouldn’t have logged out when i sat down at the desktop moments ago, only to realize that my friend hadn’t logged out of his e-mail account before he left my house. i would have loved being perfectly devilish while reading e-mail after e-mail… not that i think i would have found anything interesting, but it would have been rather fun to feel like i had a secret “in” on someone and they wouldn’t have a clue.
but i was a good girl. i logged out, logged in under my name, only to have this incredible thought pop into my head after there was no way back in!
ah! if only i was bad. but on to more exciting things.
figured i’d give a warning before any other heart attack’s ensue. are you ready?
i colored my hair darker.
now you can go keel (is that how you spell it?) over and die.