ketchup was yesterday. martha stewart was today. yes, as i made cookies this afternoon, i had almost convinced myself that i could be the next martha stewart. until i realized that i hadn’t put enough butter in and i had doubled the sugar. who does that anyways?
it reminds me of the time that i attempted to make snickerdoodles. i doubled everything except the flour. lets just say it ended up being snickerdoodle all over the oven and not at all in a cookie shape when it was done baking.
not only can i not bake, i can’t clean either.
remember the time i cleaned the whole bathroom with shout? now that’s just stupid. i do want to say that i used shout correctly the other day… i was so proud of myself.
never mind. maybe i’ll dream about something else. martha stewart’s just not working for me.